An Original Animated Universe
A bar at the end of civilization. The worst ideas always sound best on the third drink.
The World
In a future where humanity solved every problem and immediately invented new ones, there's one place where awareness flattens, philosophy becomes punchline, and every bad idea sounds brilliant by the second round. Pour Decisions — the bar, the universe, the mistake you'll make again.
About the Show
Pour Decisions is an adult animated series set inside a dive bar at the edge of a collapsing civilization. Part Cheers, part Futurama, part fever dream — every episode begins with someone walking through the door with a problem and ends with that problem significantly worse.
The world outside is broken. Sky cities float above the ruins. The food is sentient and angry. The moon is controlled by a dictator on a T-Rex. But inside Pour Decisions, the only thing that matters is what's in your glass — and whose terrible idea sounds best right now.
The Universe
They drink here. They live here. They're probably here right now.
Running the worst bar in the simulation. Someone has to.
Not staff. Not regulars. Just impossible to get rid of.
They talk. They argue. They end up on the menu anyway.
"The bar doesn't fix anything.
That's why everyone keeps coming back."
— Pour Decisions Universe
Adult Animated Series — Coming Soon
The universe is built. The characters are real. Follow along as the worst bar in the simulation gets ready to open its doors.
✓ You're on the list. Bad decisions incoming.
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