Pour Decisions

An Original Animated Universe

A bar at the end of civilization. The worst ideas always sound best on the third drink.

The World

Where Bad Ideas Get Confirmed

In a future where humanity solved every problem and immediately invented new ones, there's one place where awareness flattens, philosophy becomes punchline, and every bad idea sounds brilliant by the second round. Pour Decisions — the bar, the universe, the mistake you'll make again.

About the Show

One Universe. Hundreds of Bad Ideas.

Pour Decisions Bar

Pour Decisions is an adult animated series set inside a dive bar at the edge of a collapsing civilization. Part Cheers, part Futurama, part fever dream — every episode begins with someone walking through the door with a problem and ends with that problem significantly worse.

The world outside is broken. Sky cities float above the ruins. The food is sentient and angry. The moon is controlled by a dictator on a T-Rex. But inside Pour Decisions, the only thing that matters is what's in your glass — and whose terrible idea sounds best right now.

HEARTS
The Regulars

They drink here. They live here. They're probably here right now.

Frost Byte
Ember Vale
Sarge Peckerson
Otis Grumblestone
SPADES
The Staff

Running the worst bar in the simulation. Someone has to.

Barney Bash
Skillet
Cluck Norris
Bubbles
CLUBS
The Secondaries

Not staff. Not regulars. Just impossible to get rid of.

Tony Stromboli
Obsidian Howl
Catsby Smooth
Fredge McHedge
DIAMONDS
The Food

They talk. They argue. They end up on the menu anyway.

Donut Trump
Elvis Parsley
Eel Musk
Bread Pitt

"The bar doesn't fix anything.
That's why everyone keeps coming back."

— Pour Decisions Universe

Adult Animated Series — Coming Soon

The universe is built. The characters are real. Follow along as the worst bar in the simulation gets ready to open its doors.

✓ You're on the list. Bad decisions incoming.

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Meet the Cast